Grand opening!!!Grand opening!!!

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Today’s mental workout for imagination Wednesdays announces the grand opening of the billenium, the imagination superstore located on the upper right side of your brain. For some of you who haven’t traveled to that part of town in a while, you may have to use Google maps, however proceed with caution, they may attempt to steal all your mind data and store it in a place nobody knows and invite all your friends. This year, the imagination superstore is definitely the place to be, there won’t be any picket lines at this grand opening, no minimum wage jobs or pressure on local businesses, none of that here, everybody wins at this store. The best part of all, it beats any Walmart or Target bargain price you can dream of, you can put those coupons away, you won’t be needing them, put away your wallet as well, the only thing you will need is everything you were born with, just your courage to dream and imagine.

If it’s been a while since you have seen your courage, that’s ok, it can happen to anyone. Just remember that you have it deep inside you somewhere. You recall, it helped you crawl, walk and ride a bike when you were younger. At the imagination superstore your store credit of courage is unlimited, just come right in and swipe your card. Don’t worry about waking up super early to wait in lines all morning long and making a mad dash for the doors like there’s no tomorrow, no need for any of that here, come in at your own pace and leisure. If you have a question or two to ask, the store personnel would be glad to accommodate you, there won’t be any bad customer service at your imagination superstore, they actually enjoy working there. The customer is really always right, not just something that sounds good on commercials. The imagination superstore exists to bring you happiness in life, you just have to believe in it and shop there.

The more complex imagination you have, the more lines of store credit you can open up, but proceed wisely, you don’t want to take on more than you can handle. You need courage to buy, but the sales tax is hard work, effort and perseverance to realize those goals. You know nothing is completely free nowadays, there’s always somebody ready to tax you. However, you can turn it into a friendly tax, if there’s any such thing, by following your heart and passion. Putting your heart and passion into it will drive you to success. That way you will be doing your part as an upstanding citizen of the universal community. It makes no sense to inherit all your universal power and not put it to the best use possible. Your imagination superstore is open 24-7 and the best part of it, you can run it on auto-pilot by engaging your sub-conscious. Walmart would eat their young to have that kind of labor commitment, you simply can’t beat it. Also the state-of-the-art surveillance system can detect any negative dream stealers, all you have to do is activate it. So there’s no excuses, use the imagination superstore to bring all your new year’s resolutions to fruition. Good luck and as always make it a bargain mental workout.